Tiffany Jazz. Female. Twenty two. im a harry potter crazed star fleet officer from my home planet of gallifrey who is slightly in love with anderson cooper. i love fast cars, chicken salad, Starbucks and dirty jokes. Hates liars, tomatoes, and the 'scene kid' look.
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
i loved this when i learned it then - i still love it
(via ericnally)
fuck the system, man
omg dealing with the IRS is like jamming a brick into my head repeatedly. trying to get a tax transcript for school for my 2011 taxes. the site says that my address is wrong, even though i copied it WORD FOR WORD from my returns. they ended up locking me out. so i called the IRS. they tell me that my social security number doesn’t exist, and told me to go online. four calls in a row.
i call H&R block (where i had my taxes filed) to schedule an appt to get it ironed out and they tell me that no offices are open until friday and in georgetown (almost a 45 minute drive away). i work all day friday and cant do that, plus there are a dozen offices in lexington (where i live). WHY WOULD I DRIVE TO GEORGETOWN.
10 000! I am completely speechless!
I’ve decided to arrange a giveaway. I am giving away t-shirts from my collection! Unfortunately I couldn’t fit them all into one single post so CHECK OUT THE REST OF THEM HERE.
I’m not quite sure how many t-shirts I am going to give away yet - but it will at least be one, and maybe more (depending on how many reblogs this thing gets). I may even add new t-shirts. The winner(s) get to pick the t-shirt(s) they want!
RULES!
- Only reblogs counts
- Please have an open ask box so I can contact you.
- No reblog limit (but think about your followers - no one likes spam)
Add a comment if you wish! (It’s a pleasure reading them!)
The giveaway will end July 1st.
EDIT: I am getting a lot of questions about the giveaway, so I’ve made a FAQ under the ‘read more’.
i want one!!
(via aerocat3989)
I tell you to floss, but do you listen? No. And now look at you. Your molars look like lemon poppyseed muffins.
UHN SARRUH, DAHGGA TZDELL.
Don’t “I’m sorry Doctor Tisdale” me, Geraldine. Floss, or you will never get a boyfriend.
UHM AGJILLEH DAYDIN A SHEVNAU.
Did you just say you’re dating a chef?
YEZ.
That’s so hot. When I’m done cleaning these abominations I want details.
